So I left a few skid marks on the Hershey highway… Is that a crime?
Oddly enough, the police were not interested in DJ’s Little Ass BBQ photos from the night before.
Officer, I don’t think this is funny!
Officer, you haven’t by any chance seen my double choc muffin?
No sir, You can not sit in my car on your way to jail !!!!!
My last girlfriend was crazy. And not the good kind of crazy, where you wake up in the gutter, wearing only underwear, as the cops nudge you with their feet, as she drives by and honks in the new car that you just bought her. . .
Mike F,
Contest over, you win. Which one of the participants is the center of attention?
Im sorry officer, it seems ive left my wallet in my other jock.
there I was, just driving along when all of a sudden I have a major blowout!
But officer, it was only number 1!
Well officer, it scared the sh!t out of me when I saw your blue lights.
There I was, in an alley, and all of a sudden a bunch of Ninjas came out of nowhere! My cloths would only hold me back so I HAD to remove them. Then WHUMP, a FRIGGIN ALIEN BEAMED DOWN IN FRONT OF ME!!! I shat myself, they all laughed and left, then YOU guys showed up!!!
But Officer, I was in the passing lane.
All right, just give me back my uniform and we’ll forget the whole thing!
“I am SO not looking forward to cleaning the squad car at the end of the shift.” The rubber gloves are a nice touch.
So I left a few skid marks on the Hershey highway… Is that a crime?
Oddly enough, the police were not interested in DJ’s Little Ass BBQ photos from the night before.
Officer, I don’t think this is funny!
Officer, you haven’t by any chance seen my double choc muffin?
No sir, You can not sit in my car on your way to jail !!!!!
My last girlfriend was crazy. And not the good kind of crazy, where you wake up in the gutter, wearing only underwear, as the cops nudge you with their feet, as she drives by and honks in the new car that you just bought her. . .
Mike F,
Contest over, you win. Which one of the participants is the center of attention?
Im sorry officer, it seems ive left my wallet in my other jock.
there I was, just driving along when all of a sudden I have a major blowout!
But officer, it was only number 1!
Well officer, it scared the sh!t out of me when I saw your blue lights.
There I was, in an alley, and all of a sudden a bunch of Ninjas came out of nowhere! My cloths would only hold me back so I HAD to remove them. Then WHUMP, a FRIGGIN ALIEN BEAMED DOWN IN FRONT OF ME!!! I shat myself, they all laughed and left, then YOU guys showed up!!!
But Officer, I was in the passing lane.
All right, just give me back my uniform and we’ll forget the whole thing!
“I am SO not looking forward to cleaning the squad car at the end of the shift.” The rubber gloves are a nice touch.