12 thoughts on “The Wrong Hole”

  1. A young lady told her mother she was marrying a greek. Her mother said, “One day he will ask you to roll over. Promise me now you will say no.” And she promised her mother she would.

    About two years into the marriage, sure enough on night, he asked her to roll over. She said “My mom told me this would happen. I promised her I would say no, so, no. I won’t roll over.”

    Her husband then said, “But honey, don’t you want kids?”

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  2. Some Bette Midler jokes:

    I will never forget it you know. I was in the woods last night with
    my boyfriend Ernie. He said to me “Soph, these woods sure are dark, I sure
    wish I had a flashlight.” I said to him, “So do I Ernie. You’ve been munching
    grass for the last ten minutes!”

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    I will never forget it you know. It was on the occasion of Ernie’s eightieth
    birthday. He rang me up and said, “Soph! Soph! I just married myself a twenty-year
    old girl. What do you think of that?” I said to him, “Ernie, when I am eighty
    I shall marry me a twenty-year old boy. And let me tell you something Ernie:
    twenty GOES INTO eighty a helluva lot more than eighty GOES INTO twenty!”

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    I will never forget it you know. I was in bed last night with my boyfriend
    Ernie and he said to me, “Soph, you got no tits and a tight box.” I said to him,
    “Ernie. Get off my back!”

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    Ok, maybe only the last one applies to this post. But they’re funny……

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