A young lady told her mother she was marrying a greek. Her mother said, “One day he will ask you to roll over. Promise me now you will say no.” And she promised her mother she would.
About two years into the marriage, sure enough on night, he asked her to roll over. She said “My mom told me this would happen. I promised her I would say no, so, no. I won’t roll over.”
Her husband then said, “But honey, don’t you want kids?”
I will never forget it you know. I was in the woods last night with
my boyfriend Ernie. He said to me “Soph, these woods sure are dark, I sure
wish I had a flashlight.” I said to him, “So do I Ernie. You’ve been munching
grass for the last ten minutes!”
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I will never forget it you know. It was on the occasion of Ernie’s eightieth
birthday. He rang me up and said, “Soph! Soph! I just married myself a twenty-year
old girl. What do you think of that?” I said to him, “Ernie, when I am eighty
I shall marry me a twenty-year old boy. And let me tell you something Ernie:
twenty GOES INTO eighty a helluva lot more than eighty GOES INTO twenty!”
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I will never forget it you know. I was in bed last night with my boyfriend
Ernie and he said to me, “Soph, you got no tits and a tight box.” I said to him,
“Ernie. Get off my back!”
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Ok, maybe only the last one applies to this post. But they’re funny……
This is likely to become a classic, right up there with Stairway to Heaven by Led Zep.
I don’t think you needed probably. Its not safe for any place i’ve ever worked.
Norm, Maybe you’re working at the wrong places. 🙂
Too funny. Scott Baio still lookin good, much better than some of the other guys from the same time frame. Lief Garret one example.
A young lady told her mother she was marrying a greek. Her mother said, “One day he will ask you to roll over. Promise me now you will say no.” And she promised her mother she would.
About two years into the marriage, sure enough on night, he asked her to roll over. She said “My mom told me this would happen. I promised her I would say no, so, no. I won’t roll over.”
Her husband then said, “But honey, don’t you want kids?”
As a sailor would say, “Any port in a storm.”
There’s no such thing as a “wrong hole”…what matters is how long you can hold on without getting bucked off. haha
Some Bette Midler jokes:
I will never forget it you know. I was in the woods last night with
my boyfriend Ernie. He said to me “Soph, these woods sure are dark, I sure
wish I had a flashlight.” I said to him, “So do I Ernie. You’ve been munching
grass for the last ten minutes!”
———————————————–
I will never forget it you know. It was on the occasion of Ernie’s eightieth
birthday. He rang me up and said, “Soph! Soph! I just married myself a twenty-year
old girl. What do you think of that?” I said to him, “Ernie, when I am eighty
I shall marry me a twenty-year old boy. And let me tell you something Ernie:
twenty GOES INTO eighty a helluva lot more than eighty GOES INTO twenty!”
————————————————–
I will never forget it you know. I was in bed last night with my boyfriend
Ernie and he said to me, “Soph, you got no tits and a tight box.” I said to him,
“Ernie. Get off my back!”
—————————————————-
Ok, maybe only the last one applies to this post. But they’re funny……
HAHAHAHAHAHA@ Bella!
Yep, she’s a keeper.
It is actually quite a good song. 😀 Funny too.
any hole is a good hole..