The Driving instructor had overlooked parking next to a fire hydrant, honking at every cat possible, and stopping on the side of the road to inspect roadkill, but chasing the postal worker was the last straw.
“Great….I just stop to have a few drinks and WHAT do I pick up in the bar?” (Thinks the dog)
Oh no, I told you not to follow so closely behind Toonces!
Quit being a bitch and drive
To paraphrase Gary Larson (“The Far Side”)
“Yay! I’m going to the vet to get tutored!”
Oh my gosh, its Lassie!?
Look ma, no paws!?
“Hey. We are in England. Why is the steering wheel on that side?”
And THAT’S how you do a pussy.
“Remember when you drove me to the vet last month and he did THAT operation? Well, Mr. Two-legged Smartypants…look who’s in the driver’s seat NOW!”
Grab the wheel dumbass!!!!
“You are doing it all wrong. When you drive I’m hanging out of the window and drooling. Try that”
Thank Gawd she didn’t recognize you. I can’t believe she’s with my brother.
“PAWS AT TEN AND TWO… TEN AND TWO!!”
Oh my god! Oh my god! I left the gas on!!
That was a stop sign. How did you ever pass the written test?
Why did you hit the cat? My wife is going to be very angry; I hope there is room for the both of us in your doghouse.
OMG I TOLD you, take a left at Albequerque
Dog: Humming a nice tune in his.
Guy: Oh my God, look at that horrific thing through the windscreen that’s just happened! Argh!
Dog: Dooby, doo a bop wop tra la la la la.
Lesson: Horrific accidents on the road don’t bother dog’s when they’re behind the wheel and in the zone.
How do we start the car?
“Damn I’m a shitty actor!”
Would you PLEASE face forwards when you drive–how many times do I have to tell you!!
My shirt matches the upholstery on the back seat…I’m sooooooo baked!
Yay! We’re going to Subway!
Just show that cop my license. Maybe he won’t notice.
J-red wins the contest by a country mile.
Dog thought bubble: ‘He’s doing that unconvincing girlie scream again.’
Thinking – “why did I let that bitch drive?
Desperate for work, Alberto Gonzales is seen here at the only job he could land, instructor at a drive school for canines.
Doggone it! You missed our exit again!
WE ARE NOT CHASING THAT SLUTTY POODLE AGAIN!!
The Driving instructor had overlooked parking next to a fire hydrant, honking at every cat possible, and stopping on the side of the road to inspect roadkill, but chasing the postal worker was the last straw.
“Great….I just stop to have a few drinks and WHAT do I pick up in the bar?” (Thinks the dog)
Oh no, I told you not to follow so closely behind Toonces!
Quit being a bitch and drive
To paraphrase Gary Larson (“The Far Side”)
“Yay! I’m going to the vet to get tutored!”
Oh my gosh, its Lassie!?
Look ma, no paws!?
“Hey. We are in England. Why is the steering wheel on that side?”
And THAT’S how you do a pussy.
“Remember when you drove me to the vet last month and he did THAT operation? Well, Mr. Two-legged Smartypants…look who’s in the driver’s seat NOW!”
Grab the wheel dumbass!!!!
“You are doing it all wrong. When you drive I’m hanging out of the window and drooling. Try that”
Thank Gawd she didn’t recognize you. I can’t believe she’s with my brother.
“PAWS AT TEN AND TWO… TEN AND TWO!!”
Oh my god! Oh my god! I left the gas on!!
That was a stop sign. How did you ever pass the written test?
Why did you hit the cat? My wife is going to be very angry; I hope there is room for the both of us in your doghouse.
OMG I TOLD you, take a left at Albequerque
Dog: Humming a nice tune in his.
Guy: Oh my God, look at that horrific thing through the windscreen that’s just happened! Argh!
Dog: Dooby, doo a bop wop tra la la la la.
Lesson: Horrific accidents on the road don’t bother dog’s when they’re behind the wheel and in the zone.
How do we start the car?
“Damn I’m a shitty actor!”
Would you PLEASE face forwards when you drive–how many times do I have to tell you!!
My shirt matches the upholstery on the back seat…I’m sooooooo baked!
Yay! We’re going to Subway!
Just show that cop my license. Maybe he won’t notice.
J-red wins the contest by a country mile.
Dog thought bubble: ‘He’s doing that unconvincing girlie scream again.’
Thinking – “why did I let that bitch drive?
Desperate for work, Alberto Gonzales is seen here at the only job he could land, instructor at a drive school for canines.
I have to agree! J-Red wins this one hands down!