3. If you buy something “yummy”, you don’t have to buy twice as much.
10. You decide what to shave and when
16. You can walk around naked whenever you want.
20. The only insecurities you have to deal with are your own.
30. If you want to go for pizza at 3am, no one stops you or asks you why.
35. You always get to watch what you want.
44. The only annoying friends you have to deal with are your own.
47. You are the master of the thermostat.
75. The toilet seat only moves when you move it.
83. You can drink what you want, where you want, and as much as you want.
93. A bad relationship is like a lingering knife wound- it continues to ruin your whole day.
heh #16
Amen.
Actually number three should read “if you buy something ‘yummy’, you don’t have to hide it from your partner.”
100. You can still get laid. Maybe even more often. Certainly with more variety.
I HAVE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN THE PROMISED LAND!
is it true married people don’t have sex or have it often?
isn’t that the main reason to get married?
who’s married here? tell the truth..
I’ll never get married again.
Married here, Joe#2. And I have sex weakly…
I’ve never been married, shacked up but never married. Sounds like Mike F. might be getting some? 🙂
Bella, are you saying he is emerging from his shell?