Want to hear a dirty joke? A boy splashed around in mud.
Want to hear a clean joke? He took a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.
Mike walks into a bar one day and says to the mixologist “I have just had the worst day of my life. My wife left me, I got fired from my job, went through a red light, hit some woman’s car and totaled her Aston Martin, and my house burned to the ground. I need the strongest drink you have, I don’t care what it’ called.”
The bartender replies “OK, this drink doesn’t have a name, but it’s made with Jagermeister, Green Chartreuse, double espresso vodka, tequila, half and half, merlot, and it’s topped with whipped cream and drizzled with Angostura bitters.”
“Fine, start setting them up, and I’ll tell you when to stop.” Mike proceeds to drink 7 of these concoctions in about 40 minutes, and then he staggers out of the bar.
A week later, Mike returns to the bar, sits down and says “I can’t believe I drank so many of those drinks.”
“Dude, you’re famous in this place,” replies the bartender. “No one has ever drunk more than 1 of those things, and you drank seven!”
“But you don’t understand,” says Mike, “I went home and I blew chunks.”
“That’s OK, man; I drank one of those and also threw up.”
Mike shakes his head and says “No, you don’t understand. Chunks is my dog.”
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Reminds me of the joke:
Want to hear a dirty joke? A boy splashed around in mud.
Want to hear a clean joke? He took a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.
Mike walks into a bar one day and says to the mixologist “I have just had the worst day of my life. My wife left me, I got fired from my job, went through a red light, hit some woman’s car and totaled her Aston Martin, and my house burned to the ground. I need the strongest drink you have, I don’t care what it’ called.”
The bartender replies “OK, this drink doesn’t have a name, but it’s made with Jagermeister, Green Chartreuse, double espresso vodka, tequila, half and half, merlot, and it’s topped with whipped cream and drizzled with Angostura bitters.”
“Fine, start setting them up, and I’ll tell you when to stop.” Mike proceeds to drink 7 of these concoctions in about 40 minutes, and then he staggers out of the bar.
A week later, Mike returns to the bar, sits down and says “I can’t believe I drank so many of those drinks.”
“Dude, you’re famous in this place,” replies the bartender. “No one has ever drunk more than 1 of those things, and you drank seven!”
“But you don’t understand,” says Mike, “I went home and I blew chunks.”
“That’s OK, man; I drank one of those and also threw up.”
Mike shakes his head and says “No, you don’t understand. Chunks is my dog.”
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