Less than a year ago (it was February) I was in the Dominican Republic with a Polish guy named Mark who looked exactly like this on the beach — it could be him! We were both part of a larger party … 6 in all.
He expanded like a beach ball after every (all inclusive) meal. He just got bigger and bigger during our 4-5 day long stay.
If he wasn’t eating (rare), then he was drinking (common). I think if you ask him today, he won’t remember being there at all!
Actually, I just remember sitting in the shade and hoping I didn’t look like that (although, of course, I did — I just kept my shirt on!). No penile sun-tattoos on me! (Thank God.)
Less than a year ago (it was February) I was in the Dominican Republic with a Polish guy named Mark who looked exactly like this on the beach — it could be him! We were both part of a larger party … 6 in all.
He expanded like a beach ball after every (all inclusive) meal. He just got bigger and bigger during our 4-5 day long stay.
If he wasn’t eating (rare), then he was drinking (common). I think if you ask him today, he won’t remember being there at all!
Actually, I just remember sitting in the shade and hoping I didn’t look like that (although, of course, I did — I just kept my shirt on!). No penile sun-tattoos on me! (Thank God.)
Were you sitting in the shade provided by Mark?
The think that really makes it is that he isn’t lying on a towel, just sprawled on the sand like the surf threw him up there.
Something is not right here. I don’t have a black bathing suit. And where is my beer?
DAYUM lets just call him octo dad
It should have been “Beached Orca”
Yep, the eternal optimist……….Dude thinks getting a tan will help with the babe’s……….Real Men of Genius nominee?
That’s a terrible picture, why isn’t anyone helping out to push him back in the water!
Just dune what comes natually!
I feel sorry for him. Imagine how much sand he is going to get in his blow hole.
I thought Greenpeace threw beached whales back in the water…shouting SAVE THE WHALES
all I can say is thank God its not a nude beach
Ugh! You got that right that1chick.
*pop*
yea, but why is there an ostrich in the background?