DJ I was going to bed at sunrise while you were getting up. I can’t believe we missed out on breakfast Bella 🙁 Maybe we can try next weekend and won’t miss out on pancakes.
Goodwill tip of the day= LIFE IS SHORT, TAKE ONE DAY AT A TIME AND MAKE EACH DAY COUNT, AS IF IT WAS YOUR LAST.
Goodwill tip for tomorrow= N-E-V-E-R, E-V-E-R, urinate on a 220 watt 3 phase electric fence!
Tehobu, still laughing. I have never done that ….yet. Did you mean 220 VOLT?
I’m late to the party, here’s a contribution:
A woman decided to accompany her husband to the doctor’s office. After the checkup, the doctor called the wife aside to speak to her about his concern for her husband’s condition. The doctor concluded by saying to her, “If you don’t do the following things, your husband will surely die.”
1. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work
in a good mood.
2. When he comes home at lunchtime, make him a warm, nutritious meal
and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
3. For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don’t burden him with
household chores.
4. Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim.
As they drove home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had said.
“You’re going to die,” she replied.
Hey DJ. I woulda paid money for you to cook me breakfast like that. LOL.
You gotta wear an apron, don’t cha watch Martha?
Whoa Deborah, what was that? ….
….
….
….
That explosion you just heard was Deborah’s PC blowing up.
But she sure was fun while she lasted, huh?
Bella – Well NOW I know!
Please pass the fire extinguisher.
I could do CPR on her, but I can’t get out there for a few weeks.
DJ, RELAX. It was a small flare up. It’s all cool, it’s all good. People need to vent, no big deal. I have made a few comments on here that I wish I could back. I hit the Submit Comment button and realized I had made a mistake. There ain’t no Backspacing.
Paul – One of my favorite jokes!
Richard,
As we say here in south Florida, muchas gracias.
Oh, oh….I thought I was in trouble with Deborah. What did you do Jonco?
Big trouble, little bubble.
You OK, Debs?
I didn’t do nuthin. I think Deb just spontaneously combusted.
I could see that happening. She was pretty hot…she prob sat to close to the curtains and up they went. I’ll check the news.
Jonco, if you wouldn’t mind please send DJ my email address for the next chat.
For the fellas at B&P, I took some pics at a burlesque show. If you’d like to see the photos, click the link below. The pics get racier as you go along.
It’s Sunday morning. Time for another open mic. I’ll be posting later today.
DJ I was going to bed at sunrise while you were getting up. I can’t believe we missed out on breakfast Bella 🙁 Maybe we can try next weekend and won’t miss out on pancakes.
Goodwill tip of the day= LIFE IS SHORT, TAKE ONE DAY AT A TIME AND MAKE EACH DAY COUNT, AS IF IT WAS YOUR LAST.
Goodwill tip for tomorrow= N-E-V-E-R, E-V-E-R, urinate on a 220 watt 3 phase electric fence!
Tehobu, still laughing. I have never done that ….yet. Did you mean 220 VOLT?
I’m late to the party, here’s a contribution:
A woman decided to accompany her husband to the doctor’s office. After the checkup, the doctor called the wife aside to speak to her about his concern for her husband’s condition. The doctor concluded by saying to her, “If you don’t do the following things, your husband will surely die.”
1. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work
in a good mood.
2. When he comes home at lunchtime, make him a warm, nutritious meal
and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.
3. For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don’t burden him with
household chores.
4. Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim.
As they drove home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had said.
“You’re going to die,” she replied.
Hey DJ. I woulda paid money for you to cook me breakfast like that. LOL.
You gotta wear an apron, don’t cha watch Martha?
Whoa Deborah, what was that? ….
….
….
….
That explosion you just heard was Deborah’s PC blowing up.
But she sure was fun while she lasted, huh?
Bella – Well NOW I know!
Please pass the fire extinguisher.
I could do CPR on her, but I can’t get out there for a few weeks.
DJ, RELAX. It was a small flare up. It’s all cool, it’s all good. People need to vent, no big deal. I have made a few comments on here that I wish I could back. I hit the Submit Comment button and realized I had made a mistake. There ain’t no Backspacing.
Paul – One of my favorite jokes!
Richard,
As we say here in south Florida, muchas gracias.
Oh, oh….I thought I was in trouble with Deborah. What did you do Jonco?
Big trouble, little bubble.
You OK, Debs?
I didn’t do nuthin. I think Deb just spontaneously combusted.
I could see that happening. She was pretty hot…she prob sat to close to the curtains and up they went. I’ll check the news.
That puts a damper on this theory.
http://www.aircurtaintechnology.com/
Commentor #69, please step up to the plate.
Jonco, if you wouldn’t mind please send DJ my email address for the next chat.
For the fellas at B&P, I took some pics at a burlesque show. If you’d like to see the photos, click the link below. The pics get racier as you go along.
http://nightlifekc.com/gallery/v/kansascity/072209_burlesque/?g2_page=2
Everything is fine bella, no worries. 🙂
Which one is you Sander?
DAYUM Sander I wish I was at that show,HOT babes
I’m the guy behind the camera. Infidel, there are racier pics that I couldn’t post on the site. Think pasties.
yea I checked them out,DAYUM nice