12 thoughts on “Britney’s not doing as well as I thought”

  1. Gotta say though, on her worst day she looks better than Amy Winehouse.
    Anything looks better than Whiny Crackhouse.
    My dirty pants. Oozing sores. That old wino that used to poo in the doorway at the bottom of my building.
    The woman is a shambling, wailing horror, and the sooner they get her crack-addled face off the telly and out of the newspapers for good, the better.

  2. As for Britney, one day people will wake up to the damage wrought by childhood megastardom.
    When you remove any semblance of normalcy from a child’s life, and drop them into an existence that is part fairy tale, part whip-driven treadmill, can you really express any surprise when, as an adult, they flip out after realising that their entire identity is built on the designs of others and that outside of that assembly line public persona they have no idea who they actually are?
    I have zero sympathy for Ms Winehouse’s self-inflicted ‘troubles’. However, although I’ve never liked her music, Britney Spears’ cry for help was quite clear and I thought it very sad.

  3. Spears, Spears, Spears, it’s all I ever hear. If I hear Spears one more time, I’m gonna say ‘What?’

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