I came down to my car one morning and found someone had shat on the bonnet (hood). I wasn’t very amused, but my friends howled about it for days.
I collect the neighbor’s pet’s shit from my yard and return it to them. Well, usually just once. They get the hint after that. I thought door-2-door ppl leave pamphlets. I mean, CRAP, what are the Jehovah witness going to start leaving if Mary Kay has stepped it up?!
Does it go on to say where the nearest gas station was? At least she did not set it afire.
hahahaha I love the “police collected no evidence at the scene” part, hahahaha
I didn’t know Mary Kay left samples!
Police are looking for a Jane Go on this one. Keep an eye out for Daisy Dumps and Peggy Poo
I just pitched a smelly loaf, I should get a job with her.
I came down to my car one morning and found someone had shat on the bonnet (hood). I wasn’t very amused, but my friends howled about it for days.
I collect the neighbor’s pet’s shit from my yard and return it to them. Well, usually just once. They get the hint after that.
I thought door-2-door ppl leave pamphlets. I mean, CRAP, what are the Jehovah witness going to start leaving if Mary Kay has stepped it up?!
was it someone who has won the lottery’s boss? that may have been in lieu of a resignation letter.
This is worth trying to follow up.