I’m under the influence tonight. (I helped kill a few of thos buckets of beer… only Bud light and Select [not Bud]). I went to a fundraiser for the grandson of a friend of mine. The young man (3 years old)… his dad was killed a few weeks ago. They had a good turnout for the event at a St. Louis area bar. One of the local news crews was there and filmed some scenes. They also filmed my granddaughter who was selling food at the event. They also shot some scenes inside where I was. It was supposed to be on the 10 o’clock news tonight, but I didn’t make it home until 11. Dang! Someone said they saw it on one of the bar’s TV’s but I didn’t see it. I was distracted by the mashed potato wrestling match going on. Dang part II. Most channels rebroadcast their locaql news about 1:00 am in the morning., I’ll I just cheched… the CBS affiliate here doesn’t rebroadcast their 10 o’clock news. Dang part III. Those dispshits.
(I did my best to proofread this post… and I did find quite a few mistakes … but I think I cought them all before I posted it.)
Have a good night ewveryone!
Update: I think a few typos asnuck thru… but I didn’t feel like corerctibng them all.
Relax, I normally don’t watch local news. Yes indeed, you are on there. I wish you would have invited me, your grand-daughter is a cutie. I did not tape it because it happened so fast. If I was with you we would still be there. You know I am a sucker for benefits. SLEEP WELL, LOL.
Don’t worry, Jon. It looks like you passed the their/there/they’re test. Sounds like fun. I’ve never seen mashed potatoes’ wrestling, but I’ve seen a salad tossed. I guess when they’re done, they’d be some whipped potatoes.
rev, I was the oil boy at a local pub. We are talking spaghetti wrestling here. She said I was doing it wrong, so I got her completely naked and oiled her up real good. No news crews, but pictures will be here soon.
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Now where do I get my heroin?
bud light YEAH
So you weren’t as think as you drunk you was… hic
And you’ve got all sober to Sunday up in…
sounds like me last week
I do not trust people who cannot be drunk in public on occasion.
It was for a very worthy cause. I won’t spell check *hic* you this time.
Mashed potato wrestling? How do them guys clean it out of their chest hair?
You mean you were “under the affluence of incahol”?
Drunk blogging is the most entertaining part of the blogosphere. It happens too rarely! Pplease don’t make any more corrections.
Drunk blogging….love it!!!
Ummmm DJ, it wasn’t guys wrestling.
Oh.
Huh.
Well, that’s a relief I’ll bet, eh?
They don’t do anything like that where I hang out.
(Taco Bell drive-thru.)
Your fundraisers sound so much more fun than ours. Mashed potato wrestling….ha ha ha!
Hope you don’t have a overhang today.
I think I was thinking of the bar Klaw worked at.
At Klaw’s bar, I wonder how the old ladies cleaned it out of their chest hair?
DJ, this was a one time event. Trust me, the only hair she had was on her head. I was invited to it, when it was announced I would be an oil boy I almost declined, butt I accepted and it was a HOOT.
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