Read it all the way through. It really does make sense.
1. Start off with casual conversation.
2. Ask her questions, PERSONAL questions about herself and her lifestyle, and make sure to look her in the eye.
3. Do not initiate physical contact for the moment.
4. Figure out whether or not you want something from this girl from this stage, because it’s about to get good.
5. Give her a wink or a nudge and ask to see her room.
6. If she indicates that it’s upstairs, ALL THE BETTER.
7. Once you get upstairs, lay her down on the bed, manfully.
8. Your goal is right in front of you, but keep your cool.
9. Talk it over with her first. She’ll know what you need.
10. Trace your finger over your pant button, in slow, lazy circles.
11. Remove your pants gracefully. You may want to add a little dance.
12. Now she’s yours.
13. After unzipping her pants, pull slowly from her ankles until the pant is off, making sure not to bunch it; this will just make it more difficult to put on.
14. Start with either the right leg or the left leg.
15. Place your legs in the tubes of the pant, and pull up to your hips.
16. Zipper, button, and you’ve succeeded.
Tips
* If the fit is too tight, don’t worry. You’re still technically in them
I wore Jeans until she complained and I had to give them back to her.
thats not what I had in mind
If I can fit into a woman’s pants, she is too DAYUM big!
If you can fit into a woman’s jeans, she must know how to cook!
DAYUM Richard you sound just like me
infi – I’ve seen your mugshot. Trust me dude, we are not alike. I’m 6’5″ and weigh 300 lbs. You look like 5’11” and 175 lbs. That is meant as a compliment.
#2 is very tough to do. Now matter how I try, I can’t stare deep into her eyes. I agree with infidel–
Vista sux.
I need to get out more.
infi, I’m sure you know all the tricks to get into a girl’s pants
thanks Deb
this is wack