I guess I’m not considered a drunk. I’ve only done nine of these: 3,14,15,18,28,30,32,39 and 40 if you count a church youth function.
1.) Open and close a bar.- 2.) Go on a bender.
- 3.) Drink a fifth of hard liquor, by yourself, in one day.
- 4.) Dance like a fool in front of a large hooting crowd.
- 5.) Spend a night in the drunk tank.
- 6.) Get drunk on the grave of your hero.
- 7.) Buy a crowded bar a round.
- 8.) Embark on an impromptu road trip.
- 9.) Get 86’d from a bar.
- 10.) Extravagantly overtip a bartender.
- 11.) Walk up to an attractive stranger way out of your league and buy him or her a drink.
- 12.) Conspire an afterhours at your favorite bar.
- 13.) Make your best friend a perfect martini.
- 14.) Buy, build or steal a home bar.
- 15.) Get carried home by your drinking buddies.
- 16.) Get drunk with your father.
- 17.) Fight a good fight.
- 18.) Visit the source of your favorite beer, wine or liquor.
- 19.) Drunkenly watch the sun come up with your best boozing buddies and a bottle.
- 20.) Sit in on an A.A. meeting.
- 21.) Hit a dozen bars in one night.
- 22.) Try at least one hundred different drinks.
- 23.) Get loaded in the land of your forefathers.
- 24.) Juice on the job.
- 25.) Split a magnum of expensive champagne with your true love.
- 26.) Give a hobo twenty bucks.
- 27.) Get loaded and tell your boss exactly how you feel.
- 28.) Send a friend a bottle of good liquor.
- 29.) Eat a pickled egg from the big jar.
- 30.) Go on a fishing trip with your pals.
- 31.) Eat the worm.
- 32.) Learn at least one traditional drinking song.
- 33.) Steal some booze.
- 34.) Spend half a paycheck on a single bottle of liquor.
- 35.) Start your long-awaited and very personal autobiography: Me and the Booze: A Love Story.
- 37.) Watch the movie Barfly with five of your closest friends.
- 38.) Work at least a week as a bartender.
- 39.) Make your own beer, wine or moonshine.
- 40.) Go to your place of worship loaded.
36.) Try absinthe.
All but three
3, 10, 16, 19, 22, 23, 24, 32, 36
I hope you have more. I might drop dead tonight.
I got a bottle of absinthe for Christmas, in no hurry to drink it.
None of my friends like fishing, just me and my dad.
We make up our own songs.
Does getting carried home by my boss count (after her husband and I made a toast to “fucking the French”, on a table at the bar, when I was 16…Then I fell into some guy’s lap)?
Does whipped cream count as a good fight?
Does Mango Malibu constitute “good liquor”?
Only seen my dad drunk once, and it was amazing.
We tried to steal an umbrella, but not the bar.
Stole and drank a bottle of vodka from my mom in 8th grade.
Drank a whole bottle of whiskey during some movie.
Split a magnum of champagne with someone who turned out to be a douchebag.
Etc, etc, got a bunch more. And all before I turned 21. Then I stopped drinking….
Wow…34, 35 & 37 are the only ones I haven’t done I think. I stopped drinking 26 years ago before I got married, but I think I’d still blow about a .07. Hmmm…stopped drinking and got married. Beer was a lot cheaper… Something missing from the list is what we called Vampire Liberty in the USMC. We’d all go sell a pint of blood at the blood bank and then go out drinking. Not only did you have $35, but you could get drunk cheap because you were a pint low.
how funny
1,2,3,4,7,8,,10,12,13,15,17,18,19,20,21,24,26,27,36,38,39
thanks for the comradarie…
2, 4, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 21, 29, 31, 32, 36 38
I think that makes me a good lad, compared to others here. Whodathunkit?
As for 18, The source of my favourite beer is the pub – does that count?
Oh, and having read the description of No. 1 I can most definitely add that too.
I’m going to hell.
Well, it’s good to see on-line friends are reprobates as well. Guess that’s why I like it here…
Kate, then you stopped drinking? When you wake up in the morning that will be the best you feel all day.
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Kate get the whipped cream and come over babe,#10 she was really hot,#15 but just one time,# 18 ,# 24 a few times
no to 6, 9, 20, 29, 30, 31 and 37. and i’m a bartender!! but damn, i could add to that list. btw, 20%(on a tab) or a buck a drink(per round), thats the going(average) rate. want to talk or have your ass kissed? tip good. want to be ignored? go home
Done them all except 6,13,20,34,35,37,and im still not sure about 9 or what it means.
Maybe the list could have also included bleeding from various bodily zones as well eg.head,hands,elbows,knees lip. hehe
Klaw, it’s okay. I have painkillers from my surgery. And those don’t give you a hangover or make you puke. But they do make me kind of friendly…
# 1.) Open and close a bar. – plenty of times
# 2.) Go on a bender. – plenty of times
# 3.) Drink a fifth of hard liquor, by yourself, in one day. – ummm no – I’m a beer man.
# 4.) Dance like a fool in front of a large hooting crowd. – too shy
# 5.) Spend a night in the drunk tank. – When I was 18
# 6.) Get drunk on the grave of your hero. – Don’t have a hero
# 7.) Buy a crowded bar a round. – Yea, screw em they didn’t reciprocate
# 8.) Embark on an impromptu road trip. – plenty of times
# 9.) Get 86’d from a bar. – plenty of times
# 10.) Extravagantly overtip a bartender. – maybe, sounds like me
# 11.) Walk up to an attractive stranger way out of your league and buy him or her a drink. – too shy
# 12.) Conspire an afterhours at your favorite bar. – plenty of times
# 13.) Make your best friend a perfect martini. – I’ll put it on the list
# 14.) Buy, build or steal a home bar. – Yea, it was cool. Then this asshole burned it the next winter
# 15.) Get carried home by your drinking buddies. – Maybe, how would I remember?
# 16.) Get drunk with your father. – nope
# 17.) Fight a good fight. – How about loose a bad fight?
# 18.) Visit the source of your favorite beer, wine or liquor. – Sounds reasonable, I’ll put it on the list
# 19.) Drunkenly watch the sun come up with your best boozing buddies and a bottle. – plenty of times
# 20.) Sit in on an A.A. meeting. – Screw em, bunch of quitters.
# 21.) Hit a dozen bars in one night. – I used to live in Wisconsin, so we’re talking about any given weekend night.
# 22.) Try at least one hundred different drinks. – doubt it, mostly beer
# 23.) Get loaded in the land of your forefathers. – I like the sound of it, I’ll put it on the list
# 24.) Juice on the job. – Used to work at a ski area so I did that plenty of times… with the boss
# 25.) Split a magnum of expensive champagne with your true love. – Champagne makes me gag
# 26.) Give a hobo twenty bucks. – I’ll put it on the list
# 27.) Get loaded and tell your boss exactly how you feel. – Wasn’t the boss, but I almost got fired. Does that count?
# 28.) Send a friend a bottle of good liquor. – No, but I’ll put it on the top of the list
# 29.) Eat a pickled egg from the big jar. – Uh, no. I’d rather quit drinking. No pickled pork
cocks hocks either.# 30.) Go on a fishing trip with your pals. – plenty of times
# 31.) Eat the worm. – I won’t put that on the list, but thanks for asking.
# 32.) Learn at least one traditional drinking song. – Dozens
# 33.) Steal some booze. – I felt bad about it, then the prick fired me a long time later. Now I feel good about it.
# 34.) Spend half a paycheck on a single bottle of liquor. – How about on cases and cases of beer?
# 35.) Start your long-awaited and very personal autobiography: Me and the Booze: A Love Story. – Fine, on the list
# 36.) Try absinthe. – Maybe I’ll wash down a pickled egg with it.
# 37.) Watch the movie Barfly with five of your closest friends. – Seen the movie, but by myself. I don’t hate people, I just feel better when they’re not around. ;^)
# 38.) Work at least a week as a bartender. – No way, I hate people like me.
# 39.) Make your own beer, wine or moonshine. – Hmmm, don’t know if that is going on the list or not.
# 40.) Go to your place of worship loaded. – With my Mom, on Easter. Didn’t go well.
How did I do?
I guess my try at HTML didn’t work out very well.
But I was thoroughly amused at your attempt, brianch. I like beer, too….burp.
1.) Open and close a bar.— Lived in Williams, AZ for a little bit. Not much else there to do but drink.
2.) Go on a bender.
4.) Dance like a fool in front of a large hooting crowd.
10.) Extravagantly overtip a bartender — I do that quite often
13.) Make your best friend a perfect martini
19.) Drunkenly watch the sun come up with your best boozing buddies and a bottle.
28.) Send a friend a bottle of good liquor.
29.) Eat a pickled egg from the big jar. — Did it twice…also those pickled sausages (refrain from jokes)
32.) Learn at least one traditional drinking song. — ichi…ni…san…SAKE BOMB! (more of a chant but I say it quite often at work)
38.) Work at least a week as a bartender. — I bartend at a sushi/teppan restaurant