1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.
6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
Thanks for helping me to trace my ex-wife’s roots.
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
Yeah, and how’s that working out so far?
As far as number one, just don’t talk during the blow job.
So ,for number two, is it alright to have sex with the lights if they are off?
And with number three, how ’bout if the husband is doing the nasty with another women?
In Georgia (where I live), sex is not illegal between swinging married couples.
It appears I’m going to jail for a number of reasons…
Why does there need to be a law for having sex with porcupines? It seems to me they could take care of themselves…
Kate, you will be older and grayer when you see the light of day.
Raccoons yes, porcupines no, ya gotta draw the line somewhere.
Most of these odd laws, like 7 and 8 are only made because ONE person (or two as the case may be) did it, and it got out, got on the news, and the governor made it illegal. Like it’s illegal to tie giraffes to light poles in Georgia, because, at some point, somebody tied one to a light pole, and the government had to do SOMETHING, so they made it illegal to do that.
Infidel, dont forget to print these out
And I guess on #5, everything they do other than the missionary position is politics as usual…
You’re right Maoman. That’s the scary part of some of the useless
laws, is that somebody Actually had to do that sh!t for it to become law.
I kinda referring to #8 & 10.
Kate me too hey I wanna be your cellmate #1and#4 will get me life without parole,#6 is it ok if I shoot my “gun” at the same time
And i thank God everyday i live in Europe.
It’s so much more fun!
Chris, I don’t think it would have stopped Albert Fish.
Dude, are you seriously in Georgia? Because…that would be so wonderful.
Love connection, infi.
LOL
the thing to remember about these rules is: that there is a very interesting story behind each one.
as usual, a bunch of undocumented bullsh!t for morons to comment on
Why are you here srt420? From one moron to another.
Jonco, show srt420 the door, or it might get ugly.
See if you can get it to hit him on the arse on his way out!
Kate yea Im in Georgia hey lets meet up someday
srt420 it seems you have done way to much 420
“Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.”
Florida Wildlife Control:
Porcupine
NOTE: There are no porcupines in the state of Florida.
I guess the law was pasted too late to save our prickly little friend.
These laws are totally nuts!!! As has already been said they could only have been made because some individual did something that caused some moral outrage decades ago, so the government of the time chose to waste time and public money on a useless exercise in pointlessness trying to stop people doing what comes naturally in their own homes. And how the hell do you police such laws, hmm? Though I’m sure Infi wouldn’t mind having a policewoman in full uniform making a bust on his home to enforce such laws….lol
Also, one last point, was the porcupine law brought out so that porcupines would suffer some sort of animal envy over prick size…lol
I’m not IN Georgia. I’m in Baltimore. But if I have my way, I’m going to Savannah this summer…
Yeah…I guess it is reasonable to assume that all these things happened in order for each law to be passed…ie: the porcupine! OUCH!! And what’s up w the gun in Wisconsin? Is that some kind of celebratory kink! Woo hoo!!! I got her off!!! Where’s my gun???
Have fun in Savannah, Kate. I live there…great city…and to my knowledge we do not have porcupines there either! 😉 We do have Armadillos though…so watch out!!! heehee.