A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, ‘What is a seven-hundred-ten?’
She replied, ‘You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one…’ She said that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked ‘is there a 710 on this car?’
She pointed and said, ‘Of course, its right there.’
If you’re not sure what a 710 is, here’s a picture of one.
Thanks Kevin McD
yea thats a blonde for ya
Hey, now. I find that offensive. Boys are so mean.
if it makes you feel better I am blonde
Yeah, Kate, Infidel’s a blonde, doesn’t that make you feel better?
i think that`s what bush was looking in iraq
Bush, aka Cheney’s puppet- was looking for WAR PROFITS. Halliburton?
Yeah. Absolutely. I feel infinitely better now…
… so did she ever get the part?! Didn’t anyone offer to help this poor woman and replace her 710?
/I hear Jiffy Lube charges twice as much for 710 changes as their standard service