Smuggled cell phone March 1, 2009 by Jonco An inmate tried to smuggle a cell phone into prison and, well, long distance really isn’t next best thing to being there. Thanks Mike F 00
An inmate tried to smuggle a cell phone into prison and, well, long distance really isn’t next best thing to being there. 
your cell phone sounds like sh*t
I wonder if he could drive any better?
Guy bends over and says to his butt
“can you hear me now? Good.”
your cell phone smells like sh*t!