Quote of the day

If you watch the movie `Jaws’ backwards, it’s a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.

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15 thoughts on “Quote of the day”

  1. And if you watch “Roots” backwards, it’s about gathering a bunch of Afro-Americans, enslaving them and shipping them back to Africa.

  2. And if you watch Monty Python’s Search for the Holy Grail backwards, you wind up right where you started – no where. 🙂 (I think this also applies to the Big Lebowski.)

  3. If you watch Barney’s Great Adventure backwards, you end up smarter than before.

    And the Matrix is about a guy with incredible powers who dies and loses them as he is resurrected, unlearns martial arts in a series of lessons, and suffers amnesia about the entire experience, joining the human race in robotic enslavement.

    And if you watch the mirror backwards long enough, you’ll eventually go crazy as you begin to believe that the world is backwards and the reflection in the mirror is forward.

    And if you watch Ebaumsworld videos backwards, you end up less of an asshole.

    Oh and if you watch me backwards, you’ll see me get less and less bored. 😀 I could go on all day.

  4. And if you watch the Ten Commandments backwards it becomes a movie about a group of people who leave their homeland to seek refuge from God under the protection of Pharaoh. And everything would be different!

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