A ‘Rock Hudson‘ – a putt that looked straight, but wasn’t
A ‘Saddam Hussein‘ – from one bunker into another
A ‘Yasser Arafat‘ – butt ugly and in the sand
A ‘John Kennedy Jr.’ – didn’t quite make it over the water
A ‘Rodney King‘ – over-clubbed
An ‘O.J.’- got away with one
A ‘Princess Grace’ – should have used a driver
A ‘Princess Di’ – shouldn’t have used the driver
A ‘Condom’ – safe, but didn’t feel very good
A ‘Brazilian’ – shaved the hole
A ‘Rush Limbaugh‘ – a little to the right
A ‘Nancy Pelosi‘ – Way to the left and out of bounds
A ‘James Joyce‘ – a putt that’s impossible to read
A ‘Ted Kennedy‘ – goes in the water and jumps out
A ‘Pee Wee Herman‘ – too much wrist
A ‘Sonny Bono‘ – straight into the trees
A ‘Mickey Mantle‘ – a dead yank
A ‘Paris Hilton‘ – a very expensive hole
Thanks Gene
A Barack Obama: Looks fantastic off the tee, then hooks hard left, and lands in a pile of horse crap.
My Dad used to have some good ones.
If you made a long putt for a double bogey he would call it, “whipped cream on dog sh*t”.
A “Gerald Ford”- A drive that hits a tree, bounces off a spectator’s forehead, kills a bird in flight, ends up at your feet, and then you stumble over it.
‘South American Putt’ – just one more revolution
LOL GC, my dad had a similar saying, “a diamond in a goat’s *ss”.
This list is Raunchy and I Love It!!! Just when you think it can’t get any funnier, it does. Great.
Shurely shome mishtake? A “Rush Limbaugh” must be something that veers out of control so far to the right that it departs from the golf course, and loses all contact with reality?
The pro I learned from had so many one-liners
From the outhouse to the penthouse [or vice versa]
That shot will either be chicken salad or chicken sh*t
You hit it stiffer than a minister’s d**k
I love all but the last because everyone knows Hilton is a cheap whore. :*
I would bang Paris one time
A Sally Gunnell – Ugly but a good runner
Dick Cheney: when you think it’s a birdie LOL
i am definitely using the oj one.
Elephant Ass-High and stinky!
Linda Ronstadt-Blew by you!
‘The sister in-law shot’ – you’re up there but you know you shouldn’t be.
‘The Paula Radcliffe shot’ – ugly as f%$k but it’ll run all day
‘The hitler putt’ – one ball left.
‘The madonna putt’ – swings both ways
There’s more but I can’t think of them right now