Harvard scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a
1-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1.) Gained weight
2.) Talked excessively without making sense
3.) Became overly emotional
4.) Couldn’t drive
5.) Failed to think rationally
6.) Argued over nothing
7.) Had to sit down while urinating
8.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
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LMAO, but that is only a theory.
Well, here’s the problem. Had they been given 9 pints of beer each within a 1-hour period, they would have reverted back to an infant, and pissed and shat themselves. They’re darn luck that beer has so much oxygen and vitamins that it temporarily elevated their brain cells to be lucky enough to have the intelligence of a woman. Yah!!!
No more beer for me. Bella, have you gone English? “shat”???
sounded better ???? or not.
so true.