…and what they really mean.
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing kid in ‘Deliverance.’)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (I don’t want to do my dad.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes on.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.)
6. I’ve got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.)
5. I don’t date men where I work. (I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same ‘solar system’, much less the same building.)
4. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you.)
3. I’m concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I’m celibate. (I’ve sworn off only the men like you.)
1. Let’s be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It’s the male perspective thing.)
DAYUM
All true.
I’ve heard ALL of those.
Unfortunately it was all in one night,
LOL@DJ!!!
I have a boyfriend means I have a boyfriend. Hell the guys who work here in the office with us BOTH still haven’t figured that one out. 😛
Lie to yourselves all you want boys. You’re getting told off because you didn’t catch all the obvious clues we gave you before hand. All those lines mean the same thing:
“I don’t want to have sex with you. Ever.”