49 thoughts on “Wanted: Poll ideas”

  1. Top or bottom?
    Apple or Banana?
    Plastic or Paper?
    This or that?
    Salt or Pepper?
    Hamburger or Hot Dog?
    Crunchy or Creamy Peanut Butter?
    day or night?
    pencil or Pen?
    spiderman or batman?
    Sweet or sour?
    butter or margarine?
    sausage or bacon?
    vanilla or chocolate?
    gold or silver?
    McD or BK?
    Love or Lust?
    Truth or Dare?

  2. Pen or pencil?
    Mashed or baked potatoes?
    Take a walk, or jog?
    How long it takes to commute to work (5 min, 15, 30, 1hr, etc)

  3. Innie or outie
    early to bed or night owl
    happily married or happily divorced
    Best rock n roll ever, 60’s 70’s or 80’s
    The book or the movie
    right or left handed

  4. Chocolate chip or sugar cookie
    HOUSE or ER
    black or white
    blonde or brunette
    panties or commando
    skittles or m&m’s
    hot or cold
    chicken, pork or beef
    Ford, Dodge, or Chevy
    jeans or sweatpants
    Facebook or MySpace

  5. Chocolate chip or sugar cookie
    HOUSE or ER
    black or whiteCOLOR!
    blonde or brunetteYES!
    panties or commando
    skittles or m&m’s
    hot or cold
    chicken, pork or beefYES!
    Ford, Dodge, or ChevyNO!
    jeans or sweatpants
    Facebook or MySpace Neither!

  6. Would you rather….
    -be drug naked of cactus with your mouth around the tailpipe of a Greyhound bus;or
    -sandpaper the asshole of an alligator in a phone booth??

    (thanks to Ron White)

  7. Suggest or not ?
    whine or wine ?
    Bitch or dog ?
    slap or slapped ?
    whiskers or whisky ?

    this can go on….heheh.. or not ?

  8. do you live in city, country, forest, oceanic
    let us see where most b&pers live
    along those lines would be cool

  9. B&Per age groups…20s, 30s, 40s etc etc?
    Mac or PC?
    Favorite meat…beef, chicken, fish, kitten?
    Economy car or gas guzzler?
    Pajamas, knickers, or birthday suit?
    Earth or Mars?
    Propane or charcoal?
    Boxxy or suicide?

  10. idol or idle?
    break or brake?
    fare or fair?
    horde or hoard?
    pear or pare?
    bough or bow?
    there or their?
    all right or alright?
    complement or compliment?
    your or you’re?
    desert or dessert?
    reign or rain?

  11. Jonco, it’s me, the guy who originally sent you the poll idea. Anyhow, I like more controversial topics with my polls, such as…

    Have you ever cheated?

    a) yes, on my spouse.
    b) yes, on my significant other
    c) yes, but only when I was young and dumb
    d) no

    Have you ever been in jail/prison?

    a) yes, for longer than a month
    b) yes, for 30 days or less
    c) just for a night to sober up
    d) no

    How often do you masturbate?

    a) every day
    b) 2-3 times a week
    c) less than once a week
    d) never

    Do you have thoughts of suicide?

    a) every day
    b) once a week or so
    c) every once in awhile
    d) nope

    Are you overweight?

    a) nope
    b) yes, by a few pounds
    c) yes, by quite a bit
    d) yes, I’m clinically obese

    Honestly, would you cheat on your spouse/significant other you were guaranteed that no one would find out?

    a) yes
    b) no

    Illegal drugs…

    a) yes, every day
    b) yes, every week
    c) yes, every once in awhile
    d) nope

    Alcohol…

    a) every day
    b) a few times a week
    c) once a week or less
    d) never (hardly ever)

    How many sexual partners have you had?

    a) none
    b) only one
    c) a handful
    d) 6-10
    e) I’m a efffin slut, what can I say?

    You get the idea.

    Also, it wouldn’t hurt to post the results of the previous poll whenever you post a new one.

  12. eat in or dine out
    dress up or casual
    boxers or shorts
    black bra or flesh colored
    chocolate or flowers
    white wine or red
    beer or beer
    See what I’m getting at?
    Spice or No Spice?

  13. I really like invaderpenguin ‘s idea. We kinda get to know a little bit about each other but some information about where you live (no stalkers), population, main industry, main hobby, “Know for ??”, annual event, good hang-outs, worst food…. you know, that kind of shitz. Would be interesting.

  14. Why not put in some difficult questions like: If there was a baby on a train-track and no one could rescue it, you can divert the train to save the baby but the diversion leads to a cliff edge and will kill the passengers or not divert and run over the baby.

  15. top or bottom
    shaving cream or soap
    winter or summer
    dog or cat
    real boobs or tupperware
    blonde, red, or brown hair
    wax or shave
    pubes or no pubes
    morning person or evening person
    shower or bath
    foreplay or no foreplay (my fav!)
    carpet or hard wood flooring or laminate
    eat out or eat in
    watching videos/dvd’s or movie night out
    cable or satellite
    to live in the city or out in the country
    country music or rock or hiphop

    there, knock yourself out

  16. Temp: 120F or -20F?

    Climate Change or BS?

    Israel or Hamas?

    Bert or Ernie?

    Alien or Predator?

    Jock or Burn Out?

    Doors or Windows?

    Harp or Xylophone?

    Continue or Stop?

  17. OJ simpson innocent or guilty
    indian food or chinese food
    peanut butter chunky or smooth
    whole milk or skim or 2% or 1%
    tomato juice or oj
    KDE or Gnome
    Minix vs linux vs OS X vs windows vs FreeBSD
    star trek or starwars
    escape from LA or escape from NY
    Logan’s run or Soylent green
    integration or differentiation
    global warming: science or man-bear-pig
    “numa-numa” or “leave Britney alone”
    Daily Kos or LGF
    CNN or Fox
    monogamy or polygamy
    gmail vs hotmail
    aol vs yahoo
    paper or plastic
    half filled vs half empty

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