13 thoughts on “Massive melons”

  1. WAIT! You seem to know her…perhaps an introduction would be in order…
    Before you kill it with fire, I need to ask her something…

  2. Ya know, I really LOATHE that reality TV crap, but strangely, and quite recently, I’ve developed what the kids used to call “the hots” for Heidi Montag. Geez…could I have sounded any more like an old man or what?!

  3. I’m a little curious…what the heck is the guy looking at that’s more interesting than the holder of the melons?

  4. Not that I am wrapped up in The Hills, but from what I understand, that guy to the right of her (also her co-star on The Hills) is also her fiance. Since he already has her, he’s probably looking at some other plastic Beverly Hills hottie…

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