Since I’ve been spending some quality time with my grandkids, I found this especially funny:
A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7 year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time, just he and his granddaughter.
One week in particular he came home sick, and on Sunday he was still battling a bad cold and really didn’t feel up to going out for a drive at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather.
“Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?”
“Oh yes, GrandPa” the girl replied, “and do you know what? We didn’t see a single dumb bastard or lousy shit head anywhere we went today!”
Brings a tear to your eye doesn’t it!
Thanks Gene
You may be familiar with the old adage, “When I die, I want to go in my sleep like Grandpa, not screaming in terror like his passengers,”