my god will i ever get this old and stupid!? I hope not, i would rather just die first.
me in 50 years
-driving in the left lane 30 miles and hour with my blinker on
-bitching about my SS check being late
-confused
-soiling myself
-unable to understand slang
-every part of my body craping out
– no sex
– working as a greeter at wally-mart
all you clean-living no-smoking no-drinking no read meat eaters this is what will happen to you.
I think it will happen to us dirty-living smoking drinking meat eaters too.
Just sooner.
I’m gonna keep drinking till I can’t lift that 1″ Ribeye steak off the barbee.
my god will i ever get this old and stupid!? I hope not, i would rather just die first.
me in 50 years
-driving in the left lane 30 miles and hour with my blinker on
-bitching about my SS check being late
-confused
-soiling myself
-unable to understand slang
-every part of my body craping out
– no sex
– working as a greeter at wally-mart
all you clean-living no-smoking no-drinking no read meat eaters this is what will happen to you.
I think it will happen to us dirty-living smoking drinking meat eaters too.
Just sooner.
I’m gonna keep drinking till I can’t lift that 1″ Ribeye steak off the barbee.
oh good god, her hand,, eweahgiuhsidghiashni