Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo pi
Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier: Mach turtle
2,000 pounds of Chinese Soup: won ton
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling
2.4 miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League
Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer: 1 lite year
1 million microphones: 1 megaphone
1 million aches: 1 megahurtz
1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche
Half of a large intestine: 1 semi colon
Time between slipping on a banana peel and striking pavement: 1 bananosecond
1 billion piccolos: 1 gigolo
1 millionth mouthwash: 1 microscope
1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 fig Newton
1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: 1 knot-furlong
Shortest distance between two jokes: a straight line
First step of the first mile of a thousand mile journey: 1 Milwaukee
