“OLD” IS WHEN…..
Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”
“OLD” IS WHEN…..
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
“OLD” IS WHEN…..
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
“OLD” IS WHEN…..
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
“OLD” IS WHEN…..
You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
“OLD” IS WHEN…..
When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
“OLD” IS WHEN…..
“Getting a little action” means I don’t need to take any fiber today.
“OLD” IS WHEN…..
“Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.
“OLD” IS WHEN…..
An “all-nighter” means not getting up to pee.
Thanks Max
those are great…
Old is getting out of your chair to use the bathroom, and while your standing there doing your business, trying to think of a couple of other things to do since you’re already up.
^And then you forget what they were and have to sit down again to think about it. And then you remember… ah, shit DJ, it becomes a vicious circle doesn’t it? Next time that you gotta go pee, will ya grab me a beer while you’re at it????
Hey Bella…I’m to tired to get up…while you’re in there taking a pee, take one for me too, wouldya?
Ya betcha, Big Boy!