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‘Fart gas’ link to blood pressure
The gas best known for being used in many stink bombs may also control blood pressure, say US researchers.
Small amounts of hydrogen sulphide – a toxic gas generated by bacteria living in the human gut – are responsible for the foul odour of flatulence.
But it seems the gas is also produced by an enzyme in blood vessels where it relaxes them and lowers blood pressure.
The findings in mice may lead to new treatments for high blood pressure.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I’M GONNA BE RICH!
No DJ, You’re just going to have low blood pressure. Maybe too low.
But I’m a gold mine of this stuff.
Drill here – Drill Now!
Jon, maybe you should remind DJ how your drilling went!