McDonald’s has been swamped with requests for the return of the McRibbit. Would you like a Die-it Croak with that?
Akshara’s pupils dilate to three times their normal size after finally finding a psychoactive Sonoran Desert Toad.
I told her that my ex-girlfriends swallow “tadpoles”, she said she can do better and then she did that…
“Om nom nom.”
Practice for dating. You’re doing it wrong!
She better watch it – she’ll end up with a frog in her throat.
She got the wrong species and the wrong end for putting her foot in her mouth!
Everyone look at the frog I have in my mouth so you won’t notice my mustache!
The prince turned frog was starting to get desperate.
Wax that ‘stache, girl!
Does this frog make my mouth look big?
Well ma’am, it looks like you have a frog in your throat.
Are my pupils dilated yet?
NO!!! It’s supposed to be when you MEET your handsome prince! Not EAT!
This is why they don’t let women play cricket.
Toad-l recall (Great – my response was just a tad (pole) too short).
Indian immigration – our Cane Toad cure!
It’s FRENCH kissing, not FROG kissing!
McDonald’s has been swamped with requests for the return of the McRibbit.
Would you like a Die-it Croak with that?
Akshara’s pupils dilate to three times their normal size after finally finding a psychoactive Sonoran Desert Toad.
I told her that my ex-girlfriends swallow “tadpoles”, she said she can do better and then she did that…
Human Hoover. Looks like Bear Grylles has finally found a mate.
You’re only supposed to eat the legs!!
*GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING* – THIS is the long-term effects of tongue piercing!!
Rimalda before she ended up with a serious case of lip warts.
it’a a trap! frog was going for the caterpillar on her lip
Is that a frog in your mouth, or are you just glad to see me?
frog? what frog
I think I’m in love!
What’s the matter? Frog got your tongue?