I don’t know why I find this joke so funny: Clean the catbox of your friend’s or roommate’s cat every day for a week. When he starts wondering if the cat is constipated, drop your own massive deuce in the litter box. Your friend will never look at his cat the same way.
George Clooney said he did this to his roomate in college. Told the story on Leno.
Laughing myself silly over the imagery. Beautiful.