This reminds me of the fight scene in “Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail.” “Come back here and I’ll bite your kneecaps off.”
He insisted that this was the same as the boutineers his buddies were giving away for donations. But his ignorance left him without a leg to stand on. He was stumped.
What else could he possibly want? It looks like all his kneeds are covered.
Earlier, he must have been closer to the street in the toe away zone.
I guess he can’t foot the bills.
Scott – Laugh all you want, but try to walk a mile in his shoes.
Beggars can’t be shoesers.
He signed up for financial assistence, but he was cut off.
He once took a stand for rights for the disabled. Then he fell over.
Scott….that’s not very nice….
With a little help, he can get back on his feet.
Now, admittedly, when he goes back to work, he’ll have to toe the line. Perhaps he can go into the clergy and look for lost soles.
Someone gave him some socks, but he couldn’t understand the concept of them. It’s all a bunch of below-knee to him.
Rev I think he sold his soles last week.
His canine companion ran off because he couldn’t teach it to heel.
Isn’t that kNeil?
No, Scott, his canine companion ran off because he didn’t recognize him. He was two feet shorter.
As a matter of fact, kicking someone in the face is quite a feet.
Maybe he met his arch enemy?
He tried selling Schwinns door-to-door but he couldn’t peddle the bikes.
You should have known he couldn’t be a peddler. He just couldn’t get a foot in the door.
Gotta say, after these comments, I feel like a heel myself.
He totally kicked arse at the wheelchair olympics. He experienced the thrill of victory, but never the agony of de feet.
Stand back B&Pers. you give these guys an inch and they’ll take a foot.
If only this guy and this little guy could have met up, happiness would be afoot for all.
He never achieved his dream of running for office. He was never able to kick off his campaign. Besides if he did become a candidate, he’d likely lose if there was a run-off.
… And he could never get a leg up on his opponent.
He likes shopping for jeans when they’re on sale. Especially when they’re half off.
He lost his job building walls. He couldn’t toenail the studs.
Seems like a real standup guy though.
…And he couldn’t get the studs spaced 24″ apart. He was always 2 feet off.
Vendors like him though. They’ll let him buy stuff even though he’s a little short.
His dates always stood him up. But then again he fell over.
Do you think it was toelio?
“And for my 3rd wish, I want my thang to drag on the ground…”
At least he doesn’t have to deal with that disgusting problem the rest of us do…toejam. Right guys? Guys? Hello, is this thing on?…
Loves baseball though. He was was 3rd base. No, I didn’t say he “played” third base!….But he loved Shoeless Joe. Wanted to be just like him.
Scott, watch it, DJ’s trying to step in…
His wheelchair won’t go…he’s just waiting for the toe truck.
He’s on his way to St Louie…wants to see at least one functional arch .
The three flights of stairs up to his apartment is literally wearing him down.
After all these jokes he’s going to have a no-shin to never visit B&P.
Yeah he’ll never set foot in here again.
Boy, this is down to a crawl now.
He was in that 50s doo wop group that traveled to theme parks to perform. He was one of The Roller Coasters.
Tibia or not tibia….THAT is the question
I wish someone would take a chance and hire him. I’m sure he’d never walk off the job.
You’re right Scott. Didn’t they do a cover of that Aerosmith song, Walk this Way….and then sequed into the Rolling Stones?
I would have emptied my wallet. No kidding.
I woulda totally given him money.
This reminds me of the fight scene in “Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail.” “Come back here and I’ll bite your kneecaps off.”
He insisted that this was the same as the boutineers his buddies were giving away for donations. But his ignorance left him without a leg to stand on. He was stumped.
What else could he possibly want? It looks like all his kneeds are covered.
Earlier, he must have been closer to the street in the toe away zone.
I guess he can’t foot the bills.
Scott – Laugh all you want, but try to walk a mile in his shoes.
Beggars can’t be shoesers.
He signed up for financial assistence, but he was cut off.
He once took a stand for rights for the disabled. Then he fell over.
Scott….that’s not very nice….
With a little help, he can get back on his feet.
Now, admittedly, when he goes back to work, he’ll have to toe the line. Perhaps he can go into the clergy and look for lost soles.
Someone gave him some socks, but he couldn’t understand the concept of them. It’s all a bunch of below-knee to him.
Rev I think he sold his soles last week.
His canine companion ran off because he couldn’t teach it to heel.
Isn’t that kNeil?
No, Scott, his canine companion ran off because he didn’t recognize him. He was two feet shorter.
As a matter of fact, kicking someone in the face is quite a feet.
Maybe he met his arch enemy?
He tried selling Schwinns door-to-door but he couldn’t peddle the bikes.
You should have known he couldn’t be a peddler. He just couldn’t get a foot in the door.
Gotta say, after these comments, I feel like a heel myself.
He totally kicked arse at the wheelchair olympics. He experienced the thrill of victory, but never the agony of de feet.
Stand back B&Pers. you give these guys an inch and they’ll take a foot.
If only this guy and this little guy could have met up, happiness would be afoot for all.
He never achieved his dream of running for office. He was never able to kick off his campaign. Besides if he did become a candidate, he’d likely lose if there was a run-off.
… And he could never get a leg up on his opponent.
He likes shopping for jeans when they’re on sale. Especially when they’re half off.
He lost his job building walls. He couldn’t toenail the studs.
Seems like a real standup guy though.
…And he couldn’t get the studs spaced 24″ apart. He was always 2 feet off.
Vendors like him though. They’ll let him buy stuff even though he’s a little short.
His dates always stood him up. But then again he fell over.
Do you think it was toelio?
“And for my 3rd wish, I want my thang to drag on the ground…”
At least he doesn’t have to deal with that disgusting problem the rest of us do…toejam. Right guys? Guys? Hello, is this thing on?…
Loves baseball though. He was was 3rd base. No, I didn’t say he “played” third base!….But he loved Shoeless Joe. Wanted to be just like him.
Scott, watch it, DJ’s trying to step in…
His wheelchair won’t go…he’s just waiting for the toe truck.
He’s on his way to St Louie…wants to see at least one functional arch .
The three flights of stairs up to his apartment is literally wearing him down.
After all these jokes he’s going to have a no-shin to never visit B&P.
Yeah he’ll never set foot in here again.
Boy, this is down to a crawl now.
He was in that 50s doo wop group that traveled to theme parks to perform. He was one of The Roller Coasters.
Tibia or not tibia….THAT is the question
I wish someone would take a chance and hire him. I’m sure he’d never walk off the job.
You’re right Scott. Didn’t they do a cover of that Aerosmith song, Walk this Way….and then sequed into the Rolling Stones?