If you thought that the spoof documentary about dog shows, “Best in Show”, was a little exaggerated, think again. The reality of life in the upper echelons of showing pedigree dogs can be more bizarre than a film director could ever imagine.
A video taken at Crufts last weekend proves the point, but it needs a little explaining. A prize-winning Bulldog, according to the Kennel Club breed standard, ought to “convey an impression of determination, strength and activity”. The problem is: how to make a bored Bulldog look like this?
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The handlers in the show ring seem to have found a method, which as the video shows, has become almost universally popular: hold the dog’s head steady by grasping his collar with your left hand, and with your right hand, gently tickle the base of his scrotum. This action with the right hand is guaranteed to make any dog stand still, while adopting an understandably “questioning” facial expression. Apparently this can boost his prize-winning chances.
Of course, there may be an alternative explanation for the strange behaviour of the dog handlers, and if so, could someone please let me know?
I know nothing about bulldogs but that first dog at least looks like a female. I see no balls dangling there.
Anyway it is a really strange way to keep the dogs “questioning” (gotta love the expression). Looks like treats aren’t the only positive reinforcement they get out of being obedient.
Well, if Clinton had ‘sex’, isn’t this kinda ‘bestiality’?
sorry, but that’s just sick.
That would liven me up too…. if the right person was doing the tickling. 🙂
The real question is, who first found this out, and how did they find it out. After all, they are basically jerking the dog off!
Red rocket! Red rocket!
When somebody grasps my collar and gently tickles my scrotum in front of thousands of people, I stand still and make an understandably questioning facial expression, too.