When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.
“Tarzan not know sex,” he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said “Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree..”
Horrified, Jane said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly.”
She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground.
“Here,” she said, pointing to her privates, “you must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed, “What did you do that for?”
Tarzan replied, “Check for squirrel.”
Thanks Dave
It’s “Check for BEES!”
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yeah, well… I think squirrels are more likely there than bees
Could you find a squirrel in a beaver?
How come Tarzan never has a beard?
Eww maybe he saw some Pooh in her honey hole.
You’re right it was bees and of course she was attracted to him. We all know beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
I LOLd. That is just so really bad. XD
MCW how come Jane always has too many clothes