18 thoughts on “Just when you think you’ve seen it all…”
His parents must be proud.
LMAO why didnt he just get a blowup doll
He must suffer separation-anxiety on wash day. If he’s the jealous type, would he wash it with other items? What about washing it with colors? Would he be cool with that? I hear his old socks weren’t invited to the wedding.
Their marriage is a sham.
But then again, today he could make her sham rock.
this was done already on ’30 rock’ with James Franco
That is just sad.
He knew it was a mistake when they were together for the first time on their wedding night. He started to feel a little down.
He can always sleep on his wife
When asked about his new wife’s ability in bed, all he could say was “sham wow”.
Her former boy friend said that he didn’t give a sheet about her anymore.
She looks a little pale to me.
Would a case of fabric softener be an appropriate wedding gift?
Must resist urge to make rude comment about gay marriage…must
She’s an interesting case.
She once caught him at a cheap motel sleeping with a couple of trashy pillows.
Sick F@#k. All I can imagine is a dog humping a pillow and that is T.M.I.
It’s about time they got married. They’ve been sleeping together for the longest time.
His parents must be proud.
LMAO why didnt he just get a blowup doll
He must suffer separation-anxiety on wash day. If he’s the jealous type, would he wash it with other items? What about washing it with colors? Would he be cool with that? I hear his old socks weren’t invited to the wedding.
Their marriage is a sham.
But then again, today he could make her sham rock.
this was done already on ’30 rock’ with James Franco
That is just sad.
He knew it was a mistake when they were together for the first time on their wedding night. He started to feel a little down.
He can always sleep on his wife
When asked about his new wife’s ability in bed, all he could say was “sham wow”.
Her former boy friend said that he didn’t give a sheet about her anymore.
She looks a little pale to me.
Would a case of fabric softener be an appropriate wedding gift?
Must resist urge to make rude comment about gay marriage…must
She’s an interesting case.
She once caught him at a cheap motel sleeping with a couple of trashy pillows.
Sick F@#k. All I can imagine is a dog humping a pillow and that is T.M.I.
It’s about time they got married. They’ve been sleeping together for the longest time.