Tommy met his smokin’ hot grillfriend at the babbq.
I think Tommy has done it til he’s gone blind
at the very least he’s done it til he needs glasses.
Maybe that’s how the slow cooker was made?
Most of my life I lived in Miami, not now though. While there my son and I had 18 turtles from around the world. One day I noticed one of the turtles was on a log floating in the water and acting strange. I went to check on him, picked him up and saw what looked kinda like a turd coming from his rear end so thought he must be constipated. After a further examination, I realized it was not a turd at all, but was a turtle penis! If you have never seen one, let me try to describe it . . . stick out your tongue a little and roll it up . . . that’s it!!! Feeling sorry for the poor thing, I drilled a hole in the log for him.
So who came first, the tortoise or the Weber?
Rita, couldn’t you find a gal for him? (18) I mean, a log?
Bella,
I thought the hole in the log was a funny thing to do, but I did borrow a female turtle of the same species from a fellow turtleholic and we shared the babies. Each of the eighteen turtles I had were different genus from all around the world, so could not interbreed.
Thanks for the explanation Rita. It is too funny! 🙂
Tommy met his smokin’ hot grillfriend at the babbq.
I think Tommy has done it til he’s gone blind
at the very least he’s done it til he needs glasses.
Maybe that’s how the slow cooker was made?
Most of my life I lived in Miami, not now though. While there my son and I had 18 turtles from around the world. One day I noticed one of the turtles was on a log floating in the water and acting strange. I went to check on him, picked him up and saw what looked kinda like a turd coming from his rear end so thought he must be constipated. After a further examination, I realized it was not a turd at all, but was a turtle penis! If you have never seen one, let me try to describe it . . . stick out your tongue a little and roll it up . . . that’s it!!! Feeling sorry for the poor thing, I drilled a hole in the log for him.
So who came first, the tortoise or the Weber?
Rita, couldn’t you find a gal for him? (18) I mean, a log?
Bella,
I thought the hole in the log was a funny thing to do, but I did borrow a female turtle of the same species from a fellow turtleholic and we shared the babies. Each of the eighteen turtles I had were different genus from all around the world, so could not interbreed.
Thanks for the explanation Rita. It is too funny! 🙂