What do you want your last words to be?

Reddit asks the question.  Here are some of the answers:

  • Call… the… ambalamps.
  • “Hey ya’ll, watch this!”
  • If Im not back in three days, then I guess I wasn’t Jesus.
  • A+++ EPIC LIFE. WOULD LIVE THIS LIFE AGAIN.
  • So long, and thanks for all the fish.
  • I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I’ve watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die.
  • “If I’m wrong, I’ll see you soon. I hope I’m wrong.”  That’s the downside to atheism.
  • “Jesus Christ Mischa Barton, I’m going to have a heart attack if we don’t stop f***ing soon”.
  • Wikipedia said it was edible.
  • I… hid… my… cash… in…. (then drop dead).
  • Tell your wife I love her.
  • Just as I am a moment from death, I want to look into the eyes of the person closest to me. Then I’ll look them up and down, and say “That is a terrible outfit. I’m sorry, but one of us has to go.”
  • Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!
  • Destroy my hard drive.
  • One at a time ladies!
  • Die?! Why that’s the last thing I’d do!
  • Hang on to my stuff from NetFlix…no late fees………ever.
  • I wonder what this button does?
  • “If this potion works I will lose the ability to speak, but my penis will grow to an enormous size.”
  • …AND IF I’M LYING, MAY THE GOOD LORD STRIKE ME DOWN WHERE I STAND
  • Said to each of my three children, out of earshot of the others: “You were always my favorite.”
  • I must tell you where the family treasure is… (meanwhile there is no treasure)
  • This gun is NOT loaded. Look.
  • FUCK YOU CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!

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What do you want your last words to be?

16 thoughts on “What do you want your last words to be?”

  1. I was just listening to an old Tom T. Hall song; so if I have time to get it all out my last words will be
    Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money

  2. Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming…Wow! What a ride!” Melvin Trotter 1924-2006

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