3 thoughts on “What the movie ratings mean”

  1. how bout this rating system:

    0 stars: no boobs, no car chases, not one explosion. No sex. someone gets sick and/or loses the farm. No bad guy, good guy drives a horse

    1 stars: some sideboob, even a little ass from an obvious body double. Maybe a 50’s era bedroom scene. Has a chase sequence, but involves a bicycle or a subway. Bad guy drives a skoda, good guy drives a Renault.

    2 stars: quick chestal-area nudity or long provocative swimsuit scene by an up-and-coming or has-been star. Couple shown under covers making believable noises. Has chase scene, but uses diesel powered vehicles. Minor explosions. some gun usage by people who had to be shown which end to point at the bad guy. Bad guys drive white Dodges, good guy drives a Ford LTD.

    3 stars: full frontal nudity by a name star. Chase scene actually has some speed and excitement. Shit blows up alot. Someone hip fires a .50 cal, Bad guys drive Japanese sport bikes. Good guys drive Mustangs or old Chevelle convertibles.

    4 stars: Angie Jolie and Halle Berry in lesbian scene, in a hot tub or shower. Chase scene involves Ferrari’s and/or helicopters at some point. Someone pops a nuke. A mini-gun is show, and they get the sound right. Bad guys drive hummers, Good guy drives a Harley.

    Tim

  3. dawn of the dead was rated x when it came out,there were people leaving the theater 15 minutes into the movie ,that was some pretty gross stuff and yea I watched the whole thing

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