Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather. —>
Leasing
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer’s hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.
This is Kristen. —>
Had Paul McCartney “employed” Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years: (a $41.7 million savings).
Value-added benefits are:
? a 22 year old
? no begging
? no coaxing
? never a headache
? happily agrees to all requests
? no complaining
? no honey-do lists
Best of all, she leaves and comes back when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees. Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
Thanks Mike (from Spain)
that hooker was worth it
You’re so right Infi and he wouldn’t have had to wake up to that “purchased” face every morning. *Shiver*
On the other hand, McCartney’s career didn’t crash and burn publicly because of his divorce. Plus, I suspect they did other things besides screw.
Even cheaper yet, he could have just used his hand and a bottle of lotion. A bottle of “Suave-Vitamin E with moisturizer” is $3.50. Assuming one bottle every three months, that’s $70.
The only point of a spouse is for sex. Thanks for clearing that up.
and the hooker has two legs. unlike Ilene
I had to check the date to see if the was a Valentine’s Day posting.
Emily,
It’s not advertised as such but this site is very educational.
If flies, floats, or f**ks, rent it.
Or if it depreciates, also rent it…
Never buy a woman tattoos, teeth, or tits because they’ll be with her longer than you will.
LOL @ Mike. Never heard that one before.
It’s a Southern thing.