A woman went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said, ‘Shore is, little lady. Why don’t you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?’
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, ‘Well, thankee, ma’am. Ah’m real flattered. Ain’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.’
‘Don’t be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit’.
Thanks Krisgo
So the same woman went back to the bar that night and spotted a hugh cowboy sitting at the bar alone.
She noticed the size of his cowboy hat and asked hime how big was it.
“Why it’s a size 10, ma’am.”
She next asked him how tall was he.
“I’m 7 feet, 10 inches, ma’am.”
She finally said, “I would think a man your size would be well endowed. Just how big are you?”
Well, I’m 4 inches, ma’am.”
“Only 4 inches???”
“In diameter, ma’am.”
After recovering herself, she asked the cowboy if he owned any ranch land.
“Yes, ma’am. I’ve got about two hundred acres.”
“Only two hundred acres. What do you call your little place?”
“Well most folks call it downtown Dallas.”
” Only two hundred acres?” With that she she dropkicks him right in the
nutsack and says “now you got two hundred two.”
A woman who could handle all of that could trip on a lip, flip herslef inside out and disappear! 4 in. wide, they call him the Fireman.
self that’s herself.
This joke sucks in a very half-drunk uncle-like way