Has you cooter lost it’s color? Is it drab and gray? Then you need My New Pink Button.
My New Pink Button ™ is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia. There is no other product like it. This patent pending formula was designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss. While looking online for a solution she discovered thousands of other women asking the same questions regarding their color loss.
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Just curious who would be looking at the “cooter” in daylight other than porn stars? Just sayin’.
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“Genital color loss”
What the what?
Thousands of women have noticed their own colour loss? Really? That’s not just something you made up to create a need?
Also I have to say it’s bad enough kissing a woman with lipstick on her mouth (or, even worse, lip [i]gloss[/i] – ack) but with this gack I’m going to end up looking like a five year old after a bowl of blancmange.
@Buckwheat – you have a shagging curfew?
LOL Maffu! Shagging curfew.
Maffu – translation of “blancmange”?
For the sake of imagery think of it as a bowl of thick custard.
Does it really matter if it’s not that PINK? Seriously???
hmmm… I wonder if it comes in green for St. Pat’s Day? or maybe it could have some luminescent properties so your partner knows where to put their landing gear? (This sounds every bit as useful as George Carlin’s cheese straightener.)
I didn’t know you could see it whilst in the act anyway.
It’s like landing a plane I suppose – it’s all about the Approach.