12 thoughts on “Caption contest”

  1. Clark: Uh, Eddie? What’s wrong with the dog?
    [Snots gags again]
    Eddie: Oh, he’s just yakin’ on a sandwich.
    [Snots coughs up the sandwich]
    Eddie: He got it up.

  2. Stupid sandwich! Why do I always have to carry the sandwich? Why can’t he use a picnic basket like everyone else? I should eat it just to piss him off… Yeah, that would be funny…

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