Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can’t look that old?
Well…. You’ll love this one.
My name is Cathy and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face as way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School .
‘Yes. Yes, I did. I’m a mustang,’ he gleamed with pride.
‘When did you graduate?
He answered, in 1975. Why do you ask?’
‘You were in my class!’, I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly,
old,
bald,
wrinkled,
fat ass,
gray-haired
decrepit
son-of-a-bitch asked,
‘What did you teach ???’
Thanks Sandra R
LOW… BLOW hahaha
Bald AND gray-haired?
Kevin – Gray eyebrows and ear-hair.
And nose-hairs, DJ.
LOL!
Probably hair on the chinny, chin, chin too.
Maybe lower too but I’m not going to go there.
Funny you should mention hair on the chinny “chin chin” (and maybe lower) in your post, considering the Japanese translation.
Check definition #3 here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chin%20Chin
Lower? Do you mean the hair on his fingers and the backs of his hands?
hmmm, Kevin. I don’t know
muchany Japanese but just learned something, by mistake.LOL! It’s amazing what you learn here on BnP eh Bella?
ugh, dentist always feel so entitled.
My wife is Japanese, Bella, so I learned that vocab a long time ago 😀
Yup, Kevin and Chick. You learn something new every day or so they say! 🙂
Well I sure did!
oohh I think I would drive straight to a bar and get loaded, or straight to the doctors office for some botox..tough call
Actually this is almost as bad as being asked when the baby is due and you aren’t even pregnant. NEVER ask a woman when the baby is due unless she TELLS you she is expecting!!!NNEEVVVVEERRR
Kelly, I did that once. I asked a woman when she was due. I got the firmest “I’m not pregnant!” answer I’d ever heard. Lesson learned.
Oh, I had an employee once who was pregnent. She was 6-7 months before she told me, in words, that she was. I believe that my reaction was “Oh, thank God! You look beautiful!” Snickers from the entire office, as I recall.