3 thoughts on “Explaining the late night TV war”

  1. Obviously, without speaking chinese it only explains it to people who already know what’s going on.
    Despite the lack of replies to my last question I have managed to piece together the sequence of events using this hand film clip.
    It seems that Stanley Tucci and Mitch Pileggi tried to move Jay Leno’s show and Conan O’Brien’s show closer together and the ratings for both shows suffered, although one unforeseen bonus was that Mitch Pileggi grew to over five storeys in height.
    Then, in a bizarre turn of events, O’Brien, Leno, and Stanley Tucci took up wrestling in an attempt to sort it out. Few could have predicted that this would cause rioting and the open sale of popcorn in the street, but that is exactly what happened.
    At this point David Letterman, who up until now had been a shady Don King-esque figure in the background, appears to have come out of the closet as Conan O’Brien’s lover/Sugar Daddy, and removed him from the process. While this meant that an elated Stanley Tucci had come out victorious in the wrestling match, it left Jay Leno feeling curiously empty inside and reduced to begging Tucci for love.
    Am I close?

  2. Maffu’s version sounds way more interesting than real life, especially the “rioting and the open sale of popcorn in the street.”

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