6 thoughts on “Coca-Cola Happiness Machine”

  1. Fake. All those people are actors. In real life, if they put 25 cents (or whatever a coke costs in the states these days) and more than one coke came out, and the coca-cola company got it on film: coca-cola would be on the phone to the cops to charge all them folks with theft.

    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That’s what the bullets are for, you twit!

    Colonel “Bat” Guano: Okay. I’m gonna get your money for ya. But if you don’t get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what’s gonna happen to you?

    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: What?

    Colonel “Bat” Guano: You’re gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

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