24 thoughts on “Caption contest”

  1. Wow! This guy looks so much like my old landlord it is scary. Maybe they are relatives. None of us could come even close to saying his name right so we just called him “Pissed-off Polish Guy”

  2. Well, I had an emergency gall bladder removal this week and I’ve got to say, that’s about how my belly looked. I guess they had to hold me down in the ER to keep me from flying across the room when they cut me.

  3. Yea.. thats whats called liver failure.. excess fluid builds up in the abdomen and the next thing you know you have a pregnant male walking into the hospital.

  4. Yeah, I’ve been out of it the last 2 weeks. The doc said it was one of the nastiest messes he’s seen. Kind of sad to set the bar like that, but it was pretty ugly. Now, when I cough, I feel like a butterball turkey. I expect my belly button to pop out. Then after release to recover at home, I found I was 1) allergic to my post-op meds & 2) taking Rolaids that were just recalled today by the FDA.

  5. Get well soon Rev, I had the same surgery myself this past May, I feel your pain! Mine was emergency also, ambulance ride and all.

  6. that1chick, I didn’t get the ambulance ride, but I do feel like I was rode hard and put up wet. Hope you’re doing better now as well and thank you all for your thoughts.
    I’d heard from several folks in the past that this was the most miserable procedure they’d ever had done, and at this point, I’d have to agree. I’ve only been to the doc about 3-4 times in 50+ years for real stuff, so I made it a good one. I knew I needed to get to the hospital soon when I started cruising Bing for hot pictures of Nancy Pelosi…

  7. Revy…it’s the tainted tylonel too. Suppose to smell moldy. Nancy & Hillary are side effects. It’ll pass.

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