Made up words

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Reddit asks, What’s your favorite made up word?  Here are a few of the answers:

  • Ridiculi – for when one unit of ridiculous isnt enough.
  • Proboobility – N. – The odds of seeing boobs.
  • Procrasturbation.
  • Pornado!
  • craptastic!
  • embiggen
  • Sacrelicious
  • chalant – the opposite of nonchalant
  • Preclined: declined before it even had a chance.
  • I like using the word “Gruntled.  It’s a real word, but people only ever say “disgruntled.”
  • Analrapist: one who is both an analyst and a therapist
  • Preponed. Opposite of postponed
  • automagically
  • Blowjobligation.  It should be part of a pre-nuptial agreement, like alimony.
  • Fustercluck!
  • Ginormous
  • Fellationship
  • Snard: the grey brownish ice/snow chunk that adheres to your car’s mudflap and/or bottom of car frame in the winter.
  • Vomitose: The state of feeling like one must vomit
  • Irregardless.  I love this word, irregardless of its realness.
  • Toilature: literature for reading while taking a shit.
  • Reintarnation, when a redneck is reborn.
  • Crustard – the yellow cap of dried mustard that forms on top of nozzle
  • Scrotch. Scratching a crotch.

My brother accidentally invented Toin Coss.  He was trying to say “coin toss” and didn’t understand why we were laughing at him.  That was 35 years ago and we still use it ‘til this day.

What’s your favorite made up word?

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28 thoughts on “Made up words”

  2. I have a couple:

    Crapalanche – when a bunch of stuff falls off a shelf or out of a closet
    Dogtivities – things my dogs do while taking a walk

  5. Pissicle – When the temperature is below 10°F, an ice formation created near a tree on a construction site when the indoor plumbing hasn’t been installed yet.

  7. My favorites are:
    Confuzzled – confused and puzzled mashed together
    Huge-mongous – really really big
    Relaze – relax and be lazy (was originally a spelling mistake that kind of stuck)

  12. Am I the only one seeing “Analrapist” as something else? >_>

    I like Ginourmous and Thrice. Thrice is a real word, but no one ever uses it anymore (once, twice, thrice…) confuddled is a good one too: Confused and befuddled.

    It doesn’t really fit in this comment page, but oh well: I also like saying words exactly how they’re spelled. Like An-swer, or Dou-bt (accent the b and t). Changing the emphasis on words is fun too. PutTING the emPHAsis on the wrong sylLABle.

  14. Y’know, I’ve been saying “toin coss” for probably the length of my life with absolutely no idea why right up until this moment, lol!

  18. my husband says “flustrated” a combination of flustered + frustrated. We also like “beautimus” (beautiful + gorgeous).

  21. Floordrobe = the pile of clothes strewn across the bedroom floor instead of in the wardrobe.

    Shart = an overly eventful fart. An air-biscuit that turns solid.

    Norks = tits, paps, knockers.

    Get to f*ck = same as f*ck off. I don’t know why this came about but it rolls off the tongue better in the heat of the moment.

    Gravity Quake! = used when someone is walking drunkenly and goes veering off to one side or falls over for no reason.

    Factgasm = a furious burst of (usually unsolicited) statistics or information.

  23. Craptastic – For when things get royally screwed up. Then again, I talk in net lingo, so I’m known to use the word lol (lawl), brb (berb), afk (af-kuh) in conversation.

    I really need to get out more…..

  25. Cooltarded… When something is SOOO stupid it transcendes “idiocy” and becomes sorta cool.

    Think Gas-powered barstools, or Monster truck Schoolbuses.

    Tim

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