Stories from a cop who goes by the name of Joe The Cop. Joe is a detective sergeant in a suburban Chicago police department. He has some tales to tell. Like the The House at Poo Corner which contains the following:
… Like the one about the time I reconstructed the scene of an alleged sexual assault by noting the position and orientation of a shit stain on a motel mattress. That got me thinking. I started remembering more stories, only now instead of decapitation they all seemed to involve…excrement.
Here’s something they don’t tell you before you take the police exam: when you become a cop, you’re going to deal with a lot of shit. I don’t mean figuratively. You’ll smell it wafting from the people you arrest. When someone decides to run or fight, the body often yells BLOW BALLAST and that means a subject with poopy drawers. You might walk into the scene of a home invasion to find one of your victims hunched, panting, over the toilet–“officer, I’m sorry, but he hit me so hard I shit myself”. Alcoholism, mental illness and drug addiction can do that too. You’ll see it in filthy houses–ask my brother the former parole agent about the pickle-bucket-as-urban-chamberpot. If you’re a correctional officer you’ll probably get some thrown at you.
Warning: Disgusting material and pictures
Thanks Rick Hap
Wow, what a crappy story, although some readers might find it quite moving.
Paul, have you been peeking in Scott’s Big Book of Humor”?
Richard, no. I squeezed those out all by myself!
My heart aches for what our “men in blue” are subjected to … how much can a person take?
Having worked in home health as a physical therapist for 10 years, I too ran across many “horror houses”. There were several occasions where some idiot checked out of the hospital AMA (against medical advice) and was unable to get out of bed or off of the couch. They would just lie/sit there in their own filth for weeks at a time. The smell was always horrible! Those pictures were exactly like the scenes I came across far too many times.
I like the very last picture- of the bathroom. The one place in the house where there actually should be sh*t and it’s nearly spotless. WTF?
i’ve had someone shit their pants when we arrested him at gun point…..thank god my nose doesn’t work that well