I was really surprised when Rachel and Jennifer asked me what I would like for Christmas.
They’re the two gorgeous gals next door. They’re lesbians, and frequently wake me up with their high-passion love-making.
I was even more surprised when on Christmas morning, they gave me a Rolex.
Really, it’s a lovely gesture, and I don’t want to complain.
But I think they misunderstood me.
When they asked what I wanted for Christmas, I said, “I wanna watch.”
Yes, well, maybe next year.
Thanks DJ
It actually wouldnt shock me if DJ really was in this situation.
And this, friends, is why Infi has no need for sun screen. He’s covered head to toe. 🙁
And I’ll stay out of the way, plus I’ll clean up after myself, too.