Merry Christmas

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I got off cheap this year.  I got my kid a piece of cardboard for Christmas.  Why he wanted an “ex-box”, I’ll never know.
 

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1. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (Patsy & Elmo). Funny the first time, it got old fast.

2. Dogs Barking Jingle Bells. Annoying, annoying, annoying. Call the pound and put ‘em away.

3. Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time (Paul McCartney). Can’t stand to hear the chorus over and over and over again.

4. The Christmas Shoes (NewSong). It ranks high on the sappy death ballad list along with Bobby Goldsboro’s “Honey.“

5. The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late) (Alvin and the Chipmunks). Do we really have to say why?

6. Any Christmas song processed by Mannheim Steamroller. It’s for synthesizer lovers who dig electronically produced music.

7 Santa’s Beard (The Beach Boys). Somehow the surfing sound just doesn’t work with Christmas and that goes for Little Saint Nick, too.

8. Santa Looked a Lot Like Daddy (Garth Brooks). Originally done in 1965 by Buck Owens, this lame country Christmas song keeps coming back.

9. Please Daddy, Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas (John Denver). With a title like this, you can see why it doesn’t get a lot of air play.

10. Snoopy’s Christmas (The Royal Guardsman). Cute once, the ballad of a cartoon dog fighting The Red Baron is now dated.

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Have a happy and safe holiday!

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14 thoughts on “Merry Christmas”

  4. Merry Christmas everyone.
    Okay, favorite Christmas song: I Am Santa Clause. It’s done to Iron Man you know the Ozzy version, it may be Ozzy, it sounds like him, but I’m not sure.

  8. Merry Christmas All!

    Tie for #2 Worst song: Little Saint Nick -Beach Boys (or) Little Drummer Boy -by anybody (also known as Music to Commit Suicide By)

  9. My son has a thing for collecting boxes so he wouldn’t mind an ex-box. He actually had “11 cardboard boxes” on his Christmas list. I think he got them, only they were filled with other stuff. Hope he didn’t mind.

  11. I don’t know if I’d agree DJ… My vote would be for “I want a hippopotamus for Christmas” or “Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas” done by anyone other than Judy Garland.

  13. PinB I can’t find that song anywhere, maybe I just don’t know where to look. Napster doesn’t have it, Limewire scares me I’ve gotten viruses there before so I haven’t been back.

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