What it’s like to be a 5 pound note… from the notes point of view.
A £5 note has a Twitter account….
- Been given as change to a fat man who clearly is in the mood for donuts. 12 of them. They’ll be gone within the hour I reckon.
- He just gave me to a taxi driver and got change. He got a taxi less than five pounds worth of distance. And his fingers smelled of Wotsits.
- Just woken up on a bedside table. No idea how I got here.
- Ok, it’s all happening. Just been shoved in a pocket. Rough, but I liked it. I think he overslept.
- Currently sitting in coffee kiosk till at Mictham Junction. I was spent on an Americano by the oversleeper.
- Think I’m inside the new Actinic EPOS Integrated – . Still bored, but at least I’m bored in comfort. A fine till.
- What a couple of days. Coffee kiosk–>cigar shop–>gentlemen’s club–>another gentlemen’s club–>amazing Italian wallet I’m currently inside
Check out the fiver’s Twitter account
Thanks Andy
