On Thanksgiving day we go to my sister’s house for the traditional dinner. On the following Saturday we always go to my wife’s family’s dinner. I love my wife’s family, they’re good people. When her mother used to cook, it was seriously delicious. Now we go to her sister’s home and it’s still very good.
Well yesterday we went and to my horror, no one cooked any meat! No turkey, or ham or anything. I was so disappointed. How can you call it a Thanksgiving meal without meat? I don’t know what happened, and her family is such that you cannot ask the question. Everyone went on as though nothing happened. They are not too poor to afford one and even if they were, I or anyone else that had been asked would have bought a turkey, cooked it and brought it rather than do without.
So, last night on our way home, I stopped by the store and bought myself a turkey and I am cooking a Thanksgiving feast for the two of us today! I will probably invite the kids and grandkids, but usually on short notice they don’t come. Either way I am eating me some turkey today! Hope all of you out there in Bits & Pieces Land had a wonderful Thanksgiving. Thanks for the site Jonco! God Bless.
What did the Jewish Pedophile say to the little kid?
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Wanna BUY some candy?
Larry – Sounds like either somebody forgot the bird, or a message got lost. Or maybe your sister-in-law is trying to cut back on the number of guests for next year!
Jonco – Is this going to be dueling open mics today?
Question: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Answer: Poker face
Krisgo – with a disco stick
krisgo
why would you want to?
My sister flies back to the States on Tuesday. I’m so stoked, it’s been two years since I’ve seen her and my brother in law. She had a baby last month so it will be my first meeting my English nephew. Yep… this is going to be a great week!!
You go Larry. I would have found that kinda strange myself to not have any meat at Thanksgiving. Now you will get to enjoy the leftovers too.
Have fun Deborahhh…..at least you won’t have to change diapers.
(but good luck with the ‘nappies’.)
Any other hints for her, Maffu?
DJ,
welcome back!
P in B…Not to worry, friend. You know that naggling little iota of doubt in the back of your head about the way things are going?…that was me!
It was a test to see if you were paying attention.
Oh, Deborah. That’s going to be so exciting for you. Baby will be getting lots of kisses from Auntie. Send pics please.
`Fess up, Jonco, you’re in Orlando…what exactly did you do to cause Tiger to wreck his reputation SUV?
Haaaaa!!!
Tiger wrecked his SUV getting away from his wife…haven’t we all done that at one point? OK maybe not…
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into
a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation
and every once in a while “the lights would turn off.”
Each time the lights would go out, the place would
erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went
dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I
please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that
there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only
a fig leaf.”
“Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,”
said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the
restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole
place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud
round of applause!
She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t
understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I
went to the restroom?”
“Well, now they know you’re one of us,” said the
bartender, “Would you like a drink?”
No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun.
“You see,” laughed the bartender, “every time someone
lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.
Now, how about that drink?”…………………………………………………….
Me and my mom just finished putting up the Christmas lights, even though its already dark outside and freezing, I am proud to say that we beat the neighbors.
For some reason I don’t get on here as much, maybe it’s why I’m always in a bad mood at work! lol! I need my fix everyday! I was laughing like crazy for the past few minutes, I think my husband may check me into a home now. lol!
I loves you TenderKiss. I remember you way back when and you’ve always been a constant. You’ve been through a lot and I remember. Bitscared was the original, if I remember correctly and she has been amazing. Because She is Beautiful. Well, actually….you both are. 🙂
Awww, thanks Bella! I don’t know a bout the original but I am glad I made that comment way back then. I would never have met you lot otherwise! xo
I love you too Bella, bitscared and everyone! I will try to get on here more often. I plan on quiting my job after Christmas then I will have all the time in the world! lol!
On Thanksgiving day we go to my sister’s house for the traditional dinner. On the following Saturday we always go to my wife’s family’s dinner. I love my wife’s family, they’re good people. When her mother used to cook, it was seriously delicious. Now we go to her sister’s home and it’s still very good.
Well yesterday we went and to my horror, no one cooked any meat! No turkey, or ham or anything. I was so disappointed. How can you call it a Thanksgiving meal without meat? I don’t know what happened, and her family is such that you cannot ask the question. Everyone went on as though nothing happened. They are not too poor to afford one and even if they were, I or anyone else that had been asked would have bought a turkey, cooked it and brought it rather than do without.
So, last night on our way home, I stopped by the store and bought myself a turkey and I am cooking a Thanksgiving feast for the two of us today! I will probably invite the kids and grandkids, but usually on short notice they don’t come. Either way I am eating me some turkey today! Hope all of you out there in Bits & Pieces Land had a wonderful Thanksgiving. Thanks for the site Jonco! God Bless.
What did the Jewish Pedophile say to the little kid?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Wanna BUY some candy?
Larry – Sounds like either somebody forgot the bird, or a message got lost. Or maybe your sister-in-law is trying to cut back on the number of guests for next year!
Jonco – Is this going to be dueling open mics today?
Question: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Answer: Poker face
Krisgo – with a disco stick
krisgo
why would you want to?
My sister flies back to the States on Tuesday. I’m so stoked, it’s been two years since I’ve seen her and my brother in law. She had a baby last month so it will be my first meeting my English nephew. Yep… this is going to be a great week!!
You go Larry. I would have found that kinda strange myself to not have any meat at Thanksgiving. Now you will get to enjoy the leftovers too.
Have fun Deborahhh…..at least you won’t have to change diapers.
(but good luck with the ‘nappies’.)
Any other hints for her, Maffu?
DJ,
welcome back!
P in B…Not to worry, friend. You know that naggling little iota of doubt in the back of your head about the way things are going?…that was me!
It was a test to see if you were paying attention.
Oh, Deborah. That’s going to be so exciting for you. Baby will be getting lots of kisses from Auntie. Send pics please.
`Fess up, Jonco, you’re in Orlando…what exactly did you do to cause Tiger to wreck his
reputationSUV?Haaaaa!!!
Tiger wrecked his SUV getting away from his wife…haven’t we all done that at one point? OK maybe not…
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into
a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation
and every once in a while “the lights would turn off.”
Each time the lights would go out, the place would
erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went
dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I
please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that
there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only
a fig leaf.”
“Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,”
said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the
restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole
place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud
round of applause!
She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t
understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I
went to the restroom?”
“Well, now they know you’re one of us,” said the
bartender, “Would you like a drink?”
No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun.
“You see,” laughed the bartender, “every time someone
lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.
Now, how about that drink?”…………………………………………………….
Me and my mom just finished putting up the Christmas lights, even though its already dark outside and freezing, I am proud to say that we beat the neighbors.
For some reason I don’t get on here as much, maybe it’s why I’m always in a bad mood at work! lol! I need my fix everyday! I was laughing like crazy for the past few minutes, I think my husband may check me into a home now. lol!
I loves you TenderKiss. I remember you way back when and you’ve always been a constant. You’ve been through a lot and I remember. Bitscared was the original, if I remember correctly and she has been amazing. Because She is Beautiful. Well, actually….you both are. 🙂
Awww, thanks Bella! I don’t know a bout the original but I am glad I made that comment way back then. I would never have met you lot otherwise! xo
I love you too Bella, bitscared and everyone! I will try to get on here more often. I plan on quiting my job after Christmas then I will have all the time in the world! lol!