How did the police know he made her into a jelly-like spread? They saw momma-laid all over the kitchen table. Reply
They were just finishing a game of ‘Mother May I’ when this happened. He liked to play with his food. Reply
I wonder if he washed it down with Pop?
Yeah, he was drinking a grape “Kneehigh”…
He saved the hands for last. He wanted ladyfingers for dessert.
How did the police know he made her into a jelly-like spread? They saw momma-laid all over the kitchen table.
I wonder if she was peppered with bullets or just a-salted?
Nothing’s better than nostrils. Mother nose best.
C’mon guys this isn’t hard. These jokes are a-parent.
They were just finishing a game of ‘Mother May I’ when this happened. He liked to play with his food.
ears to you Scott, still the Punmaster.
All i see is”your base belongs to us”…
Did he have Ben & Jerry in the freezer?
Hey, this isn’t the guy supplying the meat for the BABBQ is he?